What is appropriate for our office to give to an employee who is getting married?


Posted December 21st, 2009 by admin No Comments »
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Summer asked:


Our office has gotten too big to do an office pool. There are too many upcoming weddings to expect employees to contribute money for each wedding gift. The company would still like to give something. If the company is paying, what is an appropriate gesture? We usually send flowers to the employee’s home when a baby is born, but flowers aren’t really appropriate for a wedding.

Humorous Quotation for office kitchen for messy people?


Posted March 11th, 2009 by admin 6 Comments »
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Almas M asked:


I would like to have some Qutation or small notes for fridge (We have some people in office who brings months supply for their lunch or for breaks) and some people don’t keep dish drainer clean and we have some high class people who don’t fillup sugar or tea or coffee bottles, because its not thier job and for me if we use office kitchen it’s every body job to keep it clean.

What would you consider the top 10 rules of office etiquette?


Posted February 16th, 2009 by admin 11 Comments »
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tank_boogersmom asked:


mine are:
1)no office romances…period
2)no borrowing money from anyone.
3)no blackmail, to get ahead. this includes BS to make yourslef look like a good canidate for the promotion.. unless you can really do it…don’t even try
4)no hoarding of office supplies
5)no abusing company time (taking a leisurely 2 hour lunch every day is abusing company time) If its not about buisness its wrong.
6)don’t expose your personal problems around. No one cares.
7)dont show up with a hang over. 8) enjoy the breakroom but don’t leave a mess!! puleeease~
9) Make a point to make sure to CYA…that is going to require a lot of communication.
10) Dont’ F#$%#in step on my toes, and pretend to be my friend. Either you are or your not. Its not a day to day desision.
omg! these are so awsome! keep um comin!
Oh and I so like the keep your voice low while on the phone. good one!

My office supplies are always getting into fights. How do I get them to get along better?


Posted February 7th, 2009 by admin 7 Comments »
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Sir Barrence asked:


My tape dispenser is always criticizing my stapler by telling him that he “looks tacky”. They are always verbally and physically fighting. My ruler usually stays quiet through it all, but I can just tell he is bottling up all of his feelings and just might snap one day.

How do I create harmony amongst my supplies?