Microwave-safe office supplies?


Posted October 8th, 2009 by admin 3 Comments »
office supplies
cutestpandaever asked:


Ok so I have some pizza rolls i’d like to cook at work and we are fresh out of paper plates.

I’m in an office, what can I use for a plate? besides kleenex (doesn’t work, trust me…)
Uhm, I’m stuck at work for the next 9 hours I need to frankenstein together a solution damnit. Something preferably involving hazardrous staples and folders and a rubber-band macguyver-style. Don’t tell me to bring a plate, had I anticipated receiving the gift of Totino’s Pizza Rolls Chunky Pepperoni I would have brought a plate. *_*

Should I put back the office supplies I horded in my purse since I found out that I’m being kept?


Posted October 8th, 2009 by admin 12 Comments »
office supplies
Drama Queen FoxyFoxy V asked:


I still have a job after April 30th!!!!

Have you seen the commercial where the employees are fighting each other with office supplies for a promotion?


Posted October 7th, 2009 by admin 6 Comments »
office supplies
Punkass asked:


It’s hilarious. SuperBowl material. What’s your favorite commercial?

Do you yell obscenities at your office supplies?


Posted October 7th, 2009 by admin 15 Comments »
office supplies
Sr Tamara Specialist asked:


True quote I just saw “I just called my stapler a whor.e. I think I p.issed it off” LMAO

(have to insert periods so as not to capture the attention of Master Webmarshall)

Is there a passage in the Bible that condemns the abuse of inhalants–specifically, office supplies?


Posted October 1st, 2009 by admin 11 Comments »
office supplies
THE NOLTE-KMA/EOO/FU2 asked:


“catholicisms influence on the christian faith is horrendous” Aaawwww, what a beatifully non-judgmental and Christian thing to say!
“beautifully”

An invoice for office supplies is shown. Based on the information in the invoice, calculate the invoice total


Posted September 28th, 2009 by admin 1 Comment »
office supplies
TILLIE asked:


Stock number quantity unit merchandise description unite price
24795 150 ea calculator $10.63
32678 150 ea stapler $4.95
82493 80 box pencils $1.29
67028 50 box erasers $2.48
75962 25 box paper $15.49
49753 75 box pens $8.58

Do you like office supplies?


Posted September 28th, 2009 by admin 10 Comments »
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Neiner_Weiner asked:


I do and I don’t know why

Office supplies become expenses when?


Posted September 28th, 2009 by admin 4 Comments »
office supplies
josh h asked:


a. when they are used up
b.when they are paid for
c. at no time because they are an asset
d. when they are purchased

Using ONLY office supplies.What can I use to hold my eye lids open?


Posted September 24th, 2009 by admin 39 Comments »
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MRS EVIL RETURNS asked:


These paper clips are killin me !!!!

In 40 minutes, how many office supplies could you tape to the ceiling?


Posted September 24th, 2009 by admin 19 Comments »
office supplies
VLIGER DRAGÖN asked:


And what would be yer strategy to get the greatest amount of items stuck to the ceiling?

Thanks fer answering this POLL! ♥