This afternoon’s dragging, can anyone suggest a mind altering substance I can make from office supplies
grinner5000 asked:
You people are a terrible influence - it’s ace!
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You people are a terrible influence - it’s ace!
September 3rd, 2009 at 5:35 am
tippex and glue should do the trick.
September 4th, 2009 at 9:50 am
Try sniffing Tippex or highlighter pens!
September 6th, 2009 at 11:37 pm
Well, the coffee in the machine down the hall from where I work is pretty way out.
September 10th, 2009 at 2:22 am
sniff magic markers!
I got distracted playing a game online for 2 hours try it at
September 12th, 2009 at 4:00 am
tippex thinner. Or a permanent marker pen. Get sniffing!!
September 14th, 2009 at 7:56 am
sniff your tipex
September 17th, 2009 at 7:31 pm
get to the cleaning closet, benzine & turps work very well when sniffed.
insert straw in nose and put other end in bottel of benzine. now breathe in as hard as you can (through your nose) it will make the afternoon pass by very quickly.
September 18th, 2009 at 5:49 am
Whiteboard cleaner, tippex and marker pen liquid, all mixed together and snorted should do the trick.
September 19th, 2009 at 1:02 am
Why not just get up from what ever you are doing a take a walk around the office. why do you need mind altering substances. Those will just make things worse and maybe even kill you. Isn’t a little walk better for the dragging afternoon then killing yourself slowly.
September 20th, 2009 at 6:42 am
poke your self with a safty pin you’ll for get all about you are bored.
September 21st, 2009 at 5:09 am
get two gormless office clerks (shouldn’t be hard) boil until soggy, put some tipex about half a bucket and some glue, maybe yahoo type glue, approx 5 litres.
mix well and simmer for few minutes.
take from pot and place in freezer,
after 2 hours return clerks to their desks, and sit back and admire how brainey they seem now, I said seem,
oops times up lets go home
September 22nd, 2009 at 7:34 am
Bubble Gum Remover
September 22nd, 2009 at 8:30 am
Watch when a coworker leaves his desk, then quickly wrap all his stuff in tinfoil (phone receiver, pens, etc.)
September 25th, 2009 at 1:59 am
White out is the bomb.
September 25th, 2009 at 12:32 pm
I think you just need to find something to do…..geesch!!!
September 25th, 2009 at 2:02 pm
hmmmmmm …sniffing white out and dry eraser cleaner should lite u up and rid yourself on any remaining brain cells ….. if that don’t work dude and you still have a brain cell or two left ….. try sticking your head in the office microwave …… after jimmying the door safety and turning it on to “high” that should work to totally fry whatever you have for a brain. …. But seriously dude …… go get a life ……. only boring people get bored
September 27th, 2009 at 11:37 am
SNORT POWDER FROM TONER CARTRIDGE (YEAH VERY LITTLE DOES THE TRICK)
September 28th, 2009 at 4:12 am
Please do not do any of these suggestions. Most of them (bar the coffee and the short walk) are very dangerous and may land you in hospital or dead. When I am bored at work I hum a tune to myself and try to remember the words, or think about what I will do when I get home/holiday/weekend. Or, if you are despirate chocolate for a sugar fix is the most safe solution.
September 30th, 2009 at 2:01 pm
Here’s what you’ll need:
-a block eraser (perferably pink)
-a pen
-5 paperclips
First, start with one paperclip. Straigthen it out then wrap is around the pen (like you’re binding it). Remove the coiled paperclip and set it aside.
Use the pen to draw a face on one end of block eraser (either on the “top” or the shortest end. Insert the coiled paperclip on the end opposite the face you just drew on the eraser.
Use the other 4 paperclips by straightening them, then folding each in half. Stick each paperclip into a corner.
Voila!
Happy tripping.
October 2nd, 2009 at 9:12 pm
Cool question I love it. I also love the answer from Tinkerbell, try it .If you hum a little tune in the office you may well be taken away by the men in white coats and thus your boredom will be relieved, give it a try
October 5th, 2009 at 1:00 am
smell some tip-x and get high
October 6th, 2009 at 9:13 am
Those big @rse black marker pens used in conferences….take a deep breath and be prepared to wave at the green dragon!!!! lol….