Comments on: This afternoon’s dragging, can anyone suggest a mind altering substance I can make from office supplies

By: blondie

blondie — Tue, 06 Oct 2009 14:13:18 +0000

Those big @rse black marker pens used in conferences….take a deep breath and be prepared to wave at the green dragon!!!! lol….

By: bettyboop

bettyboop — Mon, 05 Oct 2009 06:00:01 +0000

smell some tip-x and get high

By: bronx

bronx — Sat, 03 Oct 2009 02:12:26 +0000

Cool question I love it. I also love the answer from Tinkerbell, try it .If you hum a little tune in the office you may well be taken away by the men in white coats and thus your boredom will be relieved, give it a try

By: I.Am.The.Storm.

I.Am.The.Storm. — Wed, 30 Sep 2009 19:01:23 +0000

Here’s what you’ll need:
-a block eraser (perferably pink)
-a pen
-5 paperclips

First, start with one paperclip. Straigthen it out then wrap is around the pen (like you’re binding it). Remove the coiled paperclip and set it aside.

Use the pen to draw a face on one end of block eraser (either on the “top” or the shortest end. Insert the coiled paperclip on the end opposite the face you just drew on the eraser.

Use the other 4 paperclips by straightening them, then folding each in half. Stick each paperclip into a corner.

Voila!

Happy tripping.

By: tinkerbell34

tinkerbell34 — Mon, 28 Sep 2009 09:12:45 +0000

Please do not do any of these suggestions. Most of them (bar the coffee and the short walk) are very dangerous and may land you in hospital or dead. When I am bored at work I hum a tune to myself and try to remember the words, or think about what I will do when I get home/holiday/weekend. Or, if you are despirate chocolate for a sugar fix is the most safe solution.

By: nick h

nick h — Sun, 27 Sep 2009 16:37:36 +0000

SNORT POWDER FROM TONER CARTRIDGE (YEAH VERY LITTLE DOES THE TRICK)

By: rcabrave

rcabrave — Fri, 25 Sep 2009 19:02:56 +0000

hmmmmmm …sniffing white out and dry eraser cleaner should lite u up and rid yourself on any remaining brain cells ….. if that don’t work dude and you still have a brain cell or two left ….. try sticking your head in the office microwave …… after jimmying the door safety and turning it on to “high” that should work to totally fry whatever you have for a brain. …. But seriously dude …… go get a life ……. only boring people get bored

By: kimberleibenton

kimberleibenton — Fri, 25 Sep 2009 17:32:18 +0000

I think you just need to find something to do…..geesch!!!

By: anthonydavidpirtle

anthonydavidpirtle — Fri, 25 Sep 2009 06:59:49 +0000

White out is the bomb.

By: Karen J

Karen J — Tue, 22 Sep 2009 13:30:56 +0000

Watch when a coworker leaves his desk, then quickly wrap all his stuff in tinfoil (phone receiver, pens, etc.)