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22 Responses to “What office supplies are edible AND a good source of nutrients?”

1. ★Beth★ ★•Sтαяs•★ Says:
   October 10th, 2009 at 2:27 pm

   Wax crayons. Every good secretary has a spare box of wax crayons for when she gets a bit peckish. ★Beth★ ★•Sтαяs•★

2. Kickazzcool Says:
   October 12th, 2009 at 3:44 am

   Pencil lead is always good. Kickazzcool

3. aDctd2daNceXO Says:
   October 14th, 2009 at 9:57 am

   well thumb tacks are NOT an option…
   i know a kid who eats paper
   and dont little kids eat glue? aDctd2daNceXO

4. Dr. Teddy™ Says:
   October 14th, 2009 at 11:43 pm

   Post It notes are high in fiber. Plus they’re multi colored, which adds to the fun! Dr. Teddy™

5. Charlie Bucket Says:
   October 16th, 2009 at 7:59 am

   Try eating some paper, it is most likely the most edible thing available in the office, You might also want to check out the gargbage bin, as alot of people throw out what they cant finish. Charlie Bucket

6. Freddie Says:
   October 18th, 2009 at 8:41 am

   Pencil lead and staples. Bon apetite! Freddie

7. Hannah Says:
   October 18th, 2009 at 12:51 pm

   that guy that everyone hates at the office
   and tape Hannah

8. HAWK Says:
   October 21st, 2009 at 3:45 am

   whiteout-tastes like a yeast infection
   rubber cement- and makes good fake boogers HAWK

9. saimhain Says:
   October 21st, 2009 at 4:16 pm

   Highlighters for sure.

   The pink ones have vitamin B,
   the yellow ones have vitamin D (and added calcium, they don’t have calcium naturally)
   Orange ones have vitamin C.
   If you color on paper first it will increase your fiber intake, helping you feel fuller longer. saimhain

10. ☻ Says:
    October 22nd, 2009 at 6:45 pm

    ::hand you post-its, glue stick, pen refill and a nail:: ☻

11. Rj Says:
    October 24th, 2009 at 6:04 pm

    Well, Mirrorsaw swears by post it notes..especially pink ones. Rj

12. muffinman Says:
    October 24th, 2009 at 10:56 pm

    Staples. Get it? Staples? Ha ha! I kill myself. muffinman

13. ♥angєℓa♥ Says:
    October 26th, 2009 at 8:27 pm

    awww.

    how about some hand sanitizer,
    im sure you will see that in every office now.
    ok so that can be your drink…

    and to eat, um paper?? it does come from trees so
    that should be tasty. ♥angєℓa♥

14. Miror§aw Says:
    October 28th, 2009 at 11:21 pm

    I ate a whole cube of pink post it notes last week. Miror§aw

15. Liberty Suspended Says:
    November 1st, 2009 at 1:55 am

    I’m sure there’s a whole flock of boogers under your desk Liberty Suspended

16. Crash Fu™ Says:
    November 3rd, 2009 at 10:26 pm

    I harvest other people’s (desk) drawers for ketchup packets and Del Scorcho sauce.

    Why not just sit tight and sniff a Sharpie? Crash Fu™

17. Cli(n)t C Says:
    November 5th, 2009 at 6:39 am

    i like to snort toner. Maybe not nutricious but it will make you feel great! Cli(n)t C

18. Whitney ROLL OUT! Says:
    November 8th, 2009 at 2:00 am

    the cornstarch packing peanuts are great when dipped in Burger King mustard. Whitney ROLL OUT!

19. Moe B. Dick Says:
    November 11th, 2009 at 11:31 am

    I love the taste of White out. It is great for removing stains from my teeth. Moe B. Dick

20. The Junkman Says:
    November 12th, 2009 at 5:54 am

    Rubber bands! The Junkman

21. Herbie Says:
    November 13th, 2009 at 1:06 pm

    My puppies prefer to eat paper and colored pencils.
    makes colorful poops.
    Sometimes they eat the couches cushions and the legs too.

    Not sure of the nutrient value on those, but its roughage. So that’s about as good as eating fiber. Half the junk out there isn’t nutritious anyways, so you’d be better off eating paper and pencils. Herbie

22. Scott F Says:
    November 14th, 2009 at 11:15 pm

    Pencils and paper are a good choice of office snack for me… Scott F

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